11 Pranks Gone Wrong

Prank 1 :

Your first question should have been "are you here on a boxing scholarship"... and secondly, "are you a ninja"?

Prank 2:

Keyword: Rehearsal. At least try the prank once or twice so the "hilarity" of it wears off and you don't blow it and end up looking like a fucktard because you were giggling like a little girl, and about to wet your pants with anticipation.

Prank 3:

A relaxing bike ride through the neighborhood? Free.

Getting pushed off your bike and eating it? Pretty embarassing.

Being the genius who came up with this idea for a prank, eating shit and almost snapping your body in two? $128,000 in medical bills; 30 days in a hospital, 90 days of physical therapy, a lawsuit from the bicyclist, and a permanent ass clown crown (picture a dunce cap).

Prank 4:

At best you get sent to Federal Prison for tampering with a postal collection unit (mailbox)... at worst you get DEAD.

Prank 5:

Hey guy, haven't you seen the size of the ass you're trying to photocopy? WTF did you think was going to happen Rosie?!?!?

Prank 6:

This is the equivalent of watching someone take out and load a gun... then shooting at them. Hmm, do you think they're gonna fire back you asshat?!?!

Prank 7:

The guy who gets in is stupid for thinking his friends aren't going to turn it on. The guy who turns it on is stupid for thinking his friend isn't going to kick him in the face.

Prank 8:

The idea of getting caught in a fire isn't funny to anybody. Pranks involving snakes aren't recommended, either.

Prank 9:

Just because Uncle Phil hasn't beat the crap out of Bam yet doesn't mean you can be a jackass and not expect your cornfed buddy to whip your ass for hitting and spitting on him in his sleep. Sweet throw move onto the bed big guy; you're not as stupid and slow as one would first think! (ducks. runs.)

Prank 10:

I feel like smashing my computer at least a half dozen times a day. If it's not a virus, it's an update that slows me down, or new application software that has been "improved" so that you don't know how to use it any more. Can't Bill Gates just leave well enough alone. If you have to smash something, just make it your mouse or keyboard. You get all the satisfaction with minimal damage and low replacement cost.

Prank 11 (audio only):

Seems like something that could have happened to Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston. On second thought I don't think she's seen the inside of a radio station since, you know, she started smoking that crack.

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